leassvengers:

so I bought my mom this cup with a hot dude having coffee because my mom is fun and i thought this might like her.

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BUT THEN I SERVE MYSELF COFFEE IN IT AND TURNS OUT THAT WHEN THE CUP GETS HOT

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THE DUDE LOSES HIS PANTS AND THAT’S COFFEE AND PORN AND I DONT KNOW WHAT KIND OF SORCERY THIS IS!

(Source: sassyrocket, via residentcutie)

Things that would spoil a date

fyeahcolinandryan:

Colin: I’ve kissed Ryan Stiles

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(via sherlockian-spockian-who)

If you don’t get excited when you’re about to kiss someone then you probably shouldn’t be kissing them. It should get you riled up inside and should not be mediocre.

- (via fearlessknightsandfairytales)

(Source: ridiculouslyproper, via you--wreck-me)


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