eyebrows are just accent marks for your eyes
My mom once said to me, “if you ever have car troubles but don’t know what the problem is, don’t take it in to a mechanic because they will try to sell you things you don’t need. Instead park yourself on the side of the highway, pop your hood, and look confused. Some mechanic will pull over to help and he’ll tell you what the problem is for free.” And that’s the day I realized that I could make the patriarchy work for me.
one thing i will never understand is how there are teenagers who tell their parents everything like who they like or having casual talks about sex when i can barely bring myself to tell my parents what i want for christmas
Today, we were talking about gay marriage in my English class, and this dude in the back of class blurts out, “IF A NIGGA WANNA MARRY ANOTHER NIGGA, WHY THE GOVERNMENT TRYNA COCKBLOCK?!”